I have one of the 312 Phone tap handles. Another one of my favorites is Spring Fling tap handle that's a blonde in a red dress. My son (3 yrs old at the time) said, "I like this one because of the boobs and butt) lol. My wife yelled at me for it but I honestly didn't put that in his mind.
I also saved the tapping spear from the sanke keg that ripped my chin off back in '07 to turn into a handle one of these days. That should be a cool one. Still has dried blood on it and everything.
Kegged: Founders KBS Clone Brewed in '09 - might not be good anymore
Next brew: Not sure yet...