Well in light of everyone here being dead (apart from all these zombies who have just posted and some guy who has been posting hundreds of new threads with no replies), I've just joined the dark side: Home Brew Talk forums. They seem to be an unwelcoming lot so far. Complete lack of reaction to my first post, which I have since replied to myself, answering most of my own questions.
YIKES!!! I KNEW IT!!!! The Zombie Apocalypse is here!!
A Bud/Miller/Coors is like a Kardashian- no taste.