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Thread: Nevermind........

  1. #12541
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mad Scientist
    No, but you may pickle her...see if she floats
    Or you can place heavy stones upon her, one at a time.
    Damn Witch!

    Remove the stones when she tells you to stop.
    This is the way of the future
    Last edited by Otis Spunkmeyer; 08-03-2010 at 03:02 AM.

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    WHat about churches....or very small rocks?
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  3. #12543
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    If we know she is a witch as she is made of beets, could we not just pickle her?
    Olgethorpe is screening me!

  4. #12544
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    Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled witches?
    Somewhere on a park bench Godot is waiting on me.

    Yes, I do simply walk into Mordor!

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    Quote Originally Posted by wortchillergoal
    If we know she is a witch as she is made of beets, could we not just pickle her?
    Well, the defining characteristic of a beet is that it is pickled, thus if the witch is made of beets, she is already pickled.
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  6. #12546
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    Quote Originally Posted by gestyr
    She turned me into a newt!
    But you don't look like a newt?
    Dance to the music

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    Quote Originally Posted by chazwicke
    But you don't look like a newt?
    I got better...
    If I had a dollar for every beer I ever drank, I'd spend it on base malt

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mad Scientist
    WHat about churches....or very small rocks?
    Bread!
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    -Beerking
    "Asking whether computers can think is like asking if submarines can swim."

    Inventor of the Rauch HellerBock style of beer!
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  9. #12549
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    Quote Originally Posted by beerking
    Bread!
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    A DUCK!!!!
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    So if a beet weighs the same as a duck then she is a witch and we can burn her!
    Somewhere on a park bench Godot is waiting on me.

    Yes, I do simply walk into Mordor!

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  11. #12551
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    No...you may eat her!!!
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  12. #12552
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    Your logic is irrefutable!
    Somewhere on a park bench Godot is waiting on me.

    Yes, I do simply walk into Mordor!

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  13. #12553
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    When the logic chip broke, the beets exclamation was futile.
    "You hands and feet are mangos, your gonna be a genius anyway." Phish


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    Down the road: some kinda sour

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    You can't have a party without beets! How many times must I have to say it.
    Dance to the music

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    If you don't eat your beet, you can't have any pudding! How can you have any pudding when you don't eat your beet?
    Somewhere on a park bench Godot is waiting on me.

    Yes, I do simply walk into Mordor!

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